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- 11th July 2012 at 6:14pm
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Empire Records - Sugar High
What your favourite video game {series} says about you
| Halo: | You regularly visit your old frat house. |
| Minecraft: | You’re a very attentive lover. |
| Dead or Alive: | You spit a little when you talk. |
| Team Fortress 2: | You unfavorably compare “anime-ized” modern cartoons with Tex Avery classics. |
| Starcraft: | You like cooking, but not baking. |
| Wii Sports: | You have other couples over for “taco night”. |
| Call of Duty: | You have bedhead. |
| Grand Theft Auto: | You sometimes swear near children just to demonstrate your Constitutional free speech rights. |
| Angry Birds: | When you discuss “smart sitcoms” you lump How I Met Your Mother in with Community and 30 Rock. |
| Half-Life: | You play piano. |
| Leisure Suit Larry: | You forward jokes about Obama to your family. |
| Katamari Damacy: | You’re one of those people who eats a lot but doesn’t get fat. |
| Guitar Hero: | You don’t play guitar. |
| Super Mario: | Your regular shoes are sneakers. |
| Portal: | You’ve started a Twitter hashtag game. |
| Street Fighter: | You can’t spell some words. |
| Braid: | You save old Moleskines full of doodles. |
| Tetris: | You wear a short-sleeved shirt and tie to work. |
| Skyrim: | You’re working on a novel. |
| Duke Nukem: | You say “I’m street smart, not book smart.” |
| Pac-Man: | You’re the last surviving consumer of Good & Plenty. |
| Snood: | You’re the oldest intern at a company you make fun of after hours. |
| BioShock: | You’re not an asshole, you just think that without government subsidies of big business, capitalism would be less vilified. |
| Diablo: | You adjust your wardrobe around planning to headbang. |
| Civilization: | You get excited by the bulk bins at Whole Foods. |
| The Sims: | You like painting your fingernails multiple colors. |
| Roller Coaster Tycoon: | You wish you’d saved your favorite Lego set from childhood. |
| World of Warcraft: | You’re baffled that this hasn’t fully replaced golf. |
| Madden Football: | You manage a gas station. |
| Battlefield: | You don’t give a shit about craft beers. |
| Neverwinter Nights: | Your girlfriend often asks you, “Tell me a story.” |
| Bejeweled: | Your children miss you. |
| Deus Ex: | Every year, you get a little closer to converting your parents from Christians to agnostics. |
| Left 4 Dead: | You helped all your friends move. |
| Flight Simulator: | You love maximizing your deductions. |
| Command and Conquer: | You read alternate history novels. |
| Fallout: | You know how to arch your right eyebrow, but not your left. |
| NBA Jam: | You drink soda. |
| L.A. Noire: | You know not to wear a fedora with anything but a suit. |
| Spacequest: | You’ve uploaded some skits onto YouTube. |
| Mirror’s Edge: | You eat dark chocolate. |
| Counter-Strike: | You’re really nice to your dog. |
| Sonic the Hedgehog: | You eat hot dogs without ketchup. |
| Monkey Island: | You joke about your useless liberal arts degree, but you’re proud of it. |
| Age of Empires: | You’ve read Guns, Germs and Steel. |
| Assassin’s Creed: | You don’t think it’s fair that trenchcoats are still associated with kids who shoot up their schools. |
| Donkey Kong Country: | You prefer the British Office. |
| Battletoads: | You think your friends are joking when they call you an asshole. |
| Gran Turismo: | Sometimes you have to recite parts of the alphabet to yourself. |
| Plants vs. Zombies: | You say, “All that matters is my car gets me from Point A to Point B.” |
| Heavy Rain: | You’re getting over a personal crisis. |
| Zelda: | You go in for hugs instead of handshakes. |
| Metal Gear Solid: | You think that suicidal people should just go on cool death-defying missions. |
| Earthworm Jim: | You and your friends say “…Her?” instead of “Really?” |
| Pokemon: | Your boyfriend says you make him feel old. |
